I spent $115 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
I'm too distracted to think of a title
What do writers do?
Ladies and gentlemen...
100.
Things I've failed at
Brad Pitt tore his achilles
Rats.
It actually is that easy
The Town That Refused to Die
$100,000,000,000 and depressed
Jimi Hendrix and Calvin Coolidge in a cave
Would you rather get shot or laughed at?
You don't actually want to achieve your goals
The "good ole days" don't exist.
Look at your fish.
